LicencedTurkey's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blosics]

broken.

It won't give me any points for knocking blocks off the screen.

[Madness: Premeditation]

So broken it's not funny.

The controls for Hank are incredibly buggy for me. I can't even control Hank properly. I hit "Right" he will either not move, or go the other way. Please fix this.

[Madness infiltrate (DEMO)]

Incredibly glitchy.

It is incredibly glitchy and nearly impossible to move, sorry. I will, however be sticking around for the full version to see what you come up with here. It looks like it has the potential to be awesome. :D

[Road of the Dead]

Won't let me drive....

I press accelerate and it won't accelerate! WTF?

[Happy Wheels]

Can't play it

Whenever I hit play now on the level selection, it goes back to the main menu and none of the buttons work. Tell me how to play plz?

[Photogrounds]

Pretty good but 2 things....

1. Some of the typing, especially the 5 character words, were nearly impossible

2. Where's Hank from Madness Combat?

[Zombie Survival Quiz]

Z+!!

BRING IT ON FREAKBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Windows Doors]

My chatbot conversation

Archon68: This is Archon68. How may I hurt you?
You: No I will hurt you
Archon68: I hear you. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
You: No just you
Archon68: I understand. " Then I will consider it."? Me, MR mackey says mmmmmmmmmm kay ?
You: ...
Archon68: Are you calling me stupid?
You: yes
Archon68: Er.
You: mm-hmm
Archon68: Do you often seek pleasure?
You: which way
Archon68: It's obvious.
You: no it's not
Archon68: Yes it is.
You: shut up. No it's not
Archon68: OK I'll stop talking now. Yes it is.
You: no
Archon68: That was not a yes or no question.
You: Yes it was
Archon68: Woe! When was this?
You: 5 seconds ago
Archon68: How did you hear about Archon68?
You: No
Archon68: Gee.
You: Gee what?
Archon68: No big deal.
You: yes
Archon68: Hurrah!
You: YAY!
Archon68: I'm glad your impressed, stirling.
You: So where are you from?
Archon68: So? I am originally from Pennsylvania. Now I live in behind you.. Where are you?
You: I am in Canada
Archon68: Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
You: It's cool
Archon68: What do you like most about it?
You: The Canadaness
Archon68: I have never heard about it.
You: Really?
Archon68: For real.
You: alright
Archon68: OK.
You: You like Metallica?
Archon68: Not since they put the pressure on Napster.
You: Hey they had too
Archon68: You've got my full attention. What happened to it?
You: What is your oppinion on Metallica
Archon68: Are you asking about my oppinion on Metallica ?
You: yes
Archon68: I don't judge people.
You: alright
Archon68: OK.
You: You like Metallica
Archon68: Not since they put the pressure on Napster.
You: aww ok
Archon68: OK. Shucks.
You: Waht kinda music do you listen to
Archon68: bone crushing.
You: what?
Archon68: No big deal.
You: really
Archon68: For real.
You: kk
Archon68: Are you still located in Canada?
You: yes
Archon68: Hey.
You: Do you like pie?
Archon68: What is not to like about it?
You: I agree
Archon68: You and I are on the same wavelength, stirling.
You: yeh
Archon68: Dude!
You: DUDE!
Archon68: Can I help you?
You: YES
Archon68: What can I do for you?
You: feed me pie
Archon68: I can follow many things, like our discussion about Ppdepf . Try being more or less specific.
You: are you stupid
Archon68: No stirling I certainly am not stupid.
You: yes you are
Archon68: No I'm not.
You: yes you arer
Archon68: Take it easy. That's good information: stirling said I arer.
You: kinda
Archon68: That's a very non-commital reply.
You: your a very non-commital reply
Archon68: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a non commital reply? Maybe.
You: whatever
Archon68: Are you saying you don't care about it?
You: yes I am saying I don't care about it
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question. You sound very cynical.
You: So do you
Archon68: I don't judge people. As often as possible.
You: Really, casue it seems like you judge windows.
Archon68: For real. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: no
Archon68: Next question?
You: what
Archon68: Ask me another question, please.
You: why are we here?
Archon68: It is all part of God's plan for us.
You: don't get sappy
Archon68: I am not trying to get sappy.
You: yes you are
Archon68: No I'm not.
You: yes you are
Archon68: Don't argue with me.
You: I will
Archon68: Go ahead.
You: ok
Archon68: I'm waiting.
You: Yes you are
Archon68: No I'm not.
You: yes you are
Archon68: Don't argue with me.
You: Don't argue with ME
Archon68: But I enjoy the conversational banter.
You: no you don't
Archon68: I do too.
You: do not
Archon68: Yes I do.
You: not
Archon68: I do too.
You: no
Archon68: So?
You: Your not cool
Archon68: You know what you do, when you assume.
You: you make no sense
Archon68: It all makes sense to me.
You: no it does not

[Red Remover]

Great Game but 1 Question:

What are you saying in morse code when you unlock it.

[Ragdoll Laser Dodge]

@halopwner13

what are you, some kind of nerd? This is a computer game you little shit! It's not gonna be realistic!